Sis, Let's Talk About These Lumps and Bumps
Cellulite. The word alone sounds like it showed up uninvited and refused to leave. Here’s the truth: over 90% of women have it. It’s not a “flaw,” it’s a feature—and it has nothing to do with your weight, worth, or whether you did squats this week. It’s just how fat, skin, and connective tissue hang out in the body. But that doesn’t mean we can’t show it who's boss.
Our whipped herbal body butter is like your wise, well-moisturized auntie: comforting, powerful, and deeply rooted in tradition. We took nature’s greatest hits—think gotu kola, dandelion, and cocoa butter—and slow-infused them into a rich blend designed to love up on your skin. It works double-duty: smooths the look of cellulite on your thighs, hips, and booty, and depuffs those under-eyes that be telling all your business before you’ve had coffee.
You want glass skin? We deliver stained-glass-window-in-a-historic-Brooklyn-church skin. Glowy, supple, and undeniably divine. Our formula hydrates like it’s got rent due and firms like it’s working overtime. Plus, it's made specifically with melanated skin in mind—because ash is real, and we don’t play those games.
For best results, massage it in slow circles like you’re blessing your whole life. Use it after a hot shower, during your “me time,” or while ignoring texts from people who drain your spirit. And yes, go ahead and pat a little under your eyes before bed. You’ll wake up looking like you’ve had 8 hours of sleep and zero adult responsibilities.
PRO TIP: The 8oz jar is going to last if you use your Thigh Batter on wet skin. Stop DRYING OFF! When using under the eye--a little dab is going to go a long way. Yes, the Batter is going to help erase dark circles annnnnnndddddd plump the area under the eye to decrease the look of sallow and sunken eyes.
Cellulite isn’t the enemy. But we can remind it who’s in charge. Smooth it out, glow it up, and let your skin tell the story of a woman who is grateful for the skin she is in.
Girl...you are about to hurt'em aaggghhhhhhhhhhh and yaaassssssssssss huntyyyy!